Emma Lahnstein Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Fun fact, tho - in some Russian villages, they’d sign it different, more chill, like a wink. Crazy, right? Prolly ‘cause they didn’t wanna beef over it. Surprised me, fam, thought it’d be all heavy everywhere. But nah, people adapt, YOLO, ya know? I’m over here, sippin’ OVO whiskey, thinkin’, “Man, words got layers.” Like, who even decides what’s dirty? Pisses me off when folks act holier-than-thou.

Top things to do & see in Lahnstein

I work with families and, dang, I see hidden emotions everywhere—little nooks at, like, the old market square, where toddlers giggle and parents hide their stress. It’s kinda like, "You can’t swim in your diving bell," but in a good way, ya know? It makes me so mad when people waste the beauty of these spots. And yo, lastly, check out the Lahn promenade at Rheingauer Straße—so chill, so thoughtful, so real.

Slideshow: Setting Sail at the AmaKristina’s Christening