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About Cologne

Me? I’d be pissed if it’s all hype—no skill, just awkward gropin’. Done right, tho? Damn, that’s art. Hands slidin’, pressure hittin’ spots you didn’t know existed—makes ya feel alive. Kinda like when Alien Girl in *Spring Breakers* purrs, “Just pretend it’s a video game.” Erotic-massage is that—playin’ pretend, dodgin’ reality. Gets my heart racin’, not gonna lie. Surprised me first time I heard ‘bout it—thought it was all sketchy parlors. Nope, there’s legit talent out there, pros who know nerves like I know Vicodin.

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So, my friend, when you come visit, follow the winding lanes and trust your gut, like me on a rainy day massagin’. Laage is a jumbled, bumpy massage, full of hidden comforts, surprises, and love. And remember: "No matter what, you must always kiss the cook!" Oopsy, wrong movie—err, I mean, treasure every moment, my precious!

Sam Laage, Table Talk: Heading south? King City’s Cork and Plough an OK stop