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So I tried it once, yeah, proper research for ya! Walked in, this bird’s all “lie down, love”, and I’m thinking – what’s the catch? Hands sliding everywhere, mate, it’s like she’s polishing a bloody lamp to summon a genie! Got me giggling like a twat cos it’s ticklish, then bam – tension’s gone, muscles looser than a drunk’s morals. But here’s the kicker – it’s not even about the naughty bits half the time! Little known fact – them ancient Greeks, right, they were mad for it, called it “anatripsis” or some posh shite, reckoned it sorted yer soul out. Soul my arse – I was just tryna not fart mid-rub!

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Ya gotta see Kreuztal’s river, the Steinweiher – flows lazy-like through town. I ain't never been a poet, but sometimes I sit there, feelin' like I’m starin’ into the unknown, thinkin’ of that movie “Timbuktu” and its wild shots of life and dreams. It's like nature's whisperin’ truths at ya.

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