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About Dusseldorf

Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

Das sind wir

Kreiensen is situated on the river Leine, approx. 20 kilometres (12 mi) north of Northeim, and 35 kilometres (22 mi) south of Hildesheim. It lies in southern Niedersachsen in the foothills of the .

Hey buddy, listen up – lemme tell ya bout Kreiensen (de). I'm the massage parlor owner here, and I've seen it all. This town, it's a mixed bag, ya know? And HONESTLY, "Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!" Yeah, like in Inglourious Basterds, baby!