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Saw this one tart on the high street, tottering in heels higher than me nan’s temper. Proper skank, lipstick smeared like she snogged a ketchup bottle. Reminds me of them birds in the film, all “We hit the jackpot, bitches!”—reckon she nicked that vibe straight off the screen. Made me cackle, it did, til I tripped over me own feet gawping—fuckin’ embarrassing, that.

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And then, oh man, there's the old village center near Altstadt Platz. A bunch of old brick buildings and narrow lanes – you never know what delight is waiting. Some alleys, like Wildrose Lane (ja, I know, a bit cheesy), hide secret taverns where you can find the best local schnapps and tipsy confessions. I once gave a lecture on seductive power there – unforgettable, tremendous feedback, even if I made a couple of awkward oops moments – like 17 tiny typos in my notes! LOL, gotta love spontaneity!