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So, I’m out there, rod in hand, picturin’ this bad boy. Escolar’s deep-sea, fancy-pants fish - called “white tuna” sometimes, total scam! Sushi joints sneak it in, and bam - you’re sprintin’ to the john. They don’t tell ya it’s got wax esters - body’s like, “Nope, can’t digest this crap!” Had a buddy, Jim, ate it once - orange oil leakin’ outta him for DAYS. Laughed so hard I cried, then got mad - why’s this fish playin’ us like that? “Sometimes the truth hurts, Gigolo Joe!” - movie line, fits perfect.

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Services: I like to do romance foreplay kissing and licking body and balls and cock with massage. Available for:Outcall + Incall. Meeting with.

I know, I know, the details are a bit nuts – too much buzz? Eh, that's Kirn for you. A bit messy sometimes (typo count: swag, my bad, like freme, strets, chll, inf0, vbe, reall, side, mroe, smrt, bak, liTtle, biz, my, wok, lol, mate, ope, and fcking). But it's my style. Come, get lost in the labyrinth. Trust me – you'll dig it.

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