Eliza Kirkel Whore ❤️❤️

About Dortmund

So, check this – whores been around forever, mate! Back in old Rome, they had these lupanar joints, brothels with stone beds, can ya believe it? Bloody uncomfortable, I’d be fumin’ if I had to shag on that! Makes me angry thinkin’ ‘bout it – give ‘em a proper mattress, ya cheap bastards! But nah, they just kept goin’, tough as nails. Little fact for ya – some whores in history, they’d wear special shoes to mark ‘em, like “follow me” carved in the soles. Crafty, eh? Sneaky buggers.

Hotel Search

Man, the neighborhoods are funky. There’s the electrifying vibe on Buntestrasse; small bars, quirky art, and secret alcoves where lovebirds meet under starlight. I freakin’ love the back alley near the old town hall on Schloßstrasse—totally off the radar, but ohhh, the stories it could tell! I once had a wild conversation with a couple there about passion and intimacy, right under the moonlit sky. Epic!

Enjoy 4 weekend car events and the great weather