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About Cologne

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Opening Hours

A red neon sign reads 'Eros Center' (brothel) at nightlife and also red-light district St.

I love the vibes in Gaarden district too. That neighborhood is got serious character. Old-school buildings, a bit dusty, kinda charming. Walkin’ around, you hear locals say stuff like “Yea, man, this is lit!” in their own weird way. You even get a mix of languages and accents. Kinda gives you life – makes you feel not alone in your mini cry sessions about bad WiFi.

FCA suffer 3-1 defeat against Holstein Kiel