Paisley Kempten (allgaeu) Whore ❤️

About Cologne

But this chick, she’s got sass. Orders a gin, downs it, then leans over—smells like cheap perfume and cheaper regrets. I’m thinkin’, “Mate, she’s a carpenter of souls, fixin’ broken bastards one shag at a time.” Kinda poetic, innit? Like in “Talk to Her,” when Marco says, “Love is the saddest thing when it goes away.” Whore’s love don’t stay—it’s a ghost, a tease, a kick in the teeth. And I’m here for it, mate, all of it.

Alright, listen up, y'all—I'm tellin’ ya about Kempten-(Allgäu), and let me tell ya, this place ain't just any old city, it’s got soul and I'm mighty attach'd to it, ya know what I'm sayin'? How’s that workin’ for ya?

Where Chefs Go: Oberallgäu, Germany