Sofia Kempten (allgaeu) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

Brothels, man, they been around forever—fuckin ancient! Like, did ya know, back in Pompeii, they had these spots with stone beds? Stone, motherfucker! No comfort, just bangin on rocks—talk bout dedication! Makes me laugh, thinkin bout some Roman fool tryna get cozy on that shit. I’d be pissed—gimme a damn mattress, ya cheap bastards!

Man, I walk down Maximilianstraße on a fine spring mornin’—the architecture sparkles like a memory. I sometimes get lost just starin’ at the Renaissance buildings, wonderin’ how life flips from busy buzz to zen-like calm, sorta like in "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring" when the seasons change all smooth-like. “The leaves, they carry our secrets,” I joke, like Kim Ki-duk’s vibe.

Where Chefs Go: Oberallgäu, Germany