Nova Kempten (allgaeu) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Stuttgart

Fun fact—did ya know Nevada’s got legal brothels? Only place in the U.S.! The Bunny Ranch, famous one—girls there got nicknames like “Air Force Amy.” I’m dyin’ laughin’—what, she’s salutin’ ya before the deed? “Ten-hut!” I’d be so awkward, man, I’d trip over a rug, knock over a lamp—total disaster! Made me happy, though, thinkin’—people are weird, but they’re livin’. Not my scene, but… respect, I guess?

Ya see, Kempten’s got that blend of modern hustle and old-world charm that keeps my heart racin’ and sometimes poundin’ with frustration when I see folks forgot the small joys in life. I mean, c'mon, life’s short—like that movie says, “Spring returns soon enough,” and you gotta catch the beauty while it’s there.

Niall Padden – German Football League’s Top Tackler