Hannah Kempten (allgaeu) Brothel ❤️

About Dusseldorf

Lemme tell ya, I’d suck at brothel-ing. Too clumsy, I’d trip over the red velvet! “Just hit me,” some tough guy’d say—like in the movie when that bully gets whacked—and I’d be like, “Uh, with what, my donut?” Ha! Total disaster, me in there. But them workers? Pros, man, gotta respect it.

Ya see, Kempten’s got that blend of modern hustle and old-world charm that keeps my heart racin’ and sometimes poundin’ with frustration when I see folks forgot the small joys in life. I mean, c'mon, life’s short—like that movie says, “Spring returns soon enough,” and you gotta catch the beauty while it’s there.

Niall Padden – German Football League’s Top Tackler