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Little factoid for ya—Jarmusch wanted real vamps for the cast. Okay, not real, but ya get me—authentic weirdos. So I’m thinkin’, let’s make these hookers quirky. One’s got a pet rat, calls it “Tilda” after Swinton. Another’s hummin’ some obscure jazz tune—pretty, pretty good detail, right? I’m happy now, bouncin’ in my chair. But then—ugh—microtransactions hit me. Some exec’s gonna want “Buy 50 bucks of hooker tokens!” I’m losin’ it, screamin’, “No! This ain’t Candy Crush!”

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Oh man, Kappeln is totally wild—like a hidden treasure chest, ya know? I’ve been here for years, building dating sites and coding away, but this town? It's a vibe all its own. You gotta swing by the old Hafenstrasse near the harbor. Seriously—nothing beats that morning peace by the Schlei. Ah, the Schlei! It never ceases to amaze me. Sh*t, it's magical.

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