Penelope Kalkar Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Hola, dudes! Me, Patrick Star, Banderilleros supreme, gonna spill some tea bout erotic-massage! Like, whoa, it’s wild, right? Hands all slippery, slidin’ everywhere—kinda like fish floppin’ on a boat! I seen it once, got all tingly, like when I watch *Inception*. You know, “We gotta go deeper!”—that’s what I yelled when this chick rubbed my back! Hahaha, is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but oil is, bro! They drizzle it, warm and gooey, makes ya feel like a jelly donut!

Inside the Thai sex scene — where women are sold like meat

“I have few friends and no life outside of work,” a Bangkok bar-girl told me, standing on the fringe of Nana Entertainment Plaza, a three-story mall of sorts, where hundreds of prostitutes work .

I remember one rainy day, got drenched heading to a session near Marktstr. Totally mad ‘cause I was soaked like a sponge. But the storm reminded me: "There’s no nobility in poverty. I’ve been a rich man and I’ve been a poor man. And I choose rich every f—ing time!" – yeah, that binge of raw madness bristled up inside me like a fist of energy.

Despite strong opposition, SPPU pro-VC Parag Kalkar to stay