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Man, I’m obsessed, them oils, that dim light, got me feelin’ like I’m floatin’—6 God vibes! Lil’ fact for ya: back in ancient China, emperors got this shiit to “balance chi,” swear it’s legit. Ain’t no cap, I tried it once, chick was rubbin’ me down, I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t no regular backrub!” Made me happy as hell, but yo, some shady spots be overchargin’—50 bucks extra for “happy endin’”? Nah, fam, that’s a scam, got me heated!

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Oh, and lemme tell ya, I once got so mad at the petty bickering outside the municipal library on Friedrichstrasse, it reminded me of a wild scene from The Return – where every silence spoke louder than words. My inner Gru screamed, “Lightbulb, you idiots!” Hah, not that I’d say that out loud, but you get me.