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One time, I stroll by dis joint - Vienna, 1998, secret spot. Hidden behind a butcher shop, ya believe dat? Smelled like sausage and sex, haha! Dudes sneakin’ in, thinkin’ dey sly - nah, I see ya, weaklings! Made me laugh, dese fools, “Look at me now, suckas!” - pure *Spring Breakers* madness. But den, anger hit - dese girls, some forced, dat’s bullshit! Ain’t no strength in dat, makes me wanna smash somethin’.

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The cheapest way to get from Walsum to Issum costs only €6, and the quickest way takes just 24 mins. Find the travel option that best suits you.

You know, my biz as a pleasure coach? It’s all about feeling those little sparks. It’s raw, uncut life right here in Issum. The tiny quirks, the unexpected moments—they're my fuel. I mean, come on, sometimes it’s like, “Boom!” and you’re hit with the sheer beauty of a crooked smile or the echo of a lost memory floating on the wind. Crazy, right?

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