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Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

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Germany Whore · Rimming (take) · Full Body Sensual Massage · Dirtytalk · Deep Throat · Cum in Mouth · Titjob · Anal Sex for extra charge · Foot Fetish.

Oh, sorry, I’m rambling – too many thoughts, too little time! I get yer vibe if you visit, check out tiny lanes like Bäckerstraße where bakeries fill the air with fresh bread smells, and that kinda reminds me of home. Honestly, if you ever feel lonely, wandering around the back alleys of Ilvesheim is like a sweet escape.

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