Abigail Hummelsbuettel Whore ❤️

About Leipzig

Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

Hummelsbüttel

The doorman of a popular St. Pauli brothel sits down with TiltMN to describe a night in Europe's largest Red Light District.

Oh, and sorry for the typos – I'm in a rush, man: lve, reall, erly, kinda, truley, amazin, freind, honstly, spontaneus, bad, and rad.