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About Cologne

So, I’m thinkin’—brothels are mad sketchy but kinda genius? Dudes payin’ for ass, ladies stackin’ cash—capitalism, baby! But yo, some spots? Shady af. Pissed me off hearin’ ‘bout girls forced in—fuck that noise! Saw this doc, legit cried, then laughed ‘cause one chick escaped dressed as a nun—savage! Reminds me, “You’ve made a cuckold of me!”—Gwyneth vibes, but sluttier.

Local Intel

My salon? Yeah, it's in an old building near the S-Bahn station. Clients spill their souls here, muscles relax, and I hear secrets like, “let it be, man.” I laugh thinking about it – each client is a story, just like the city.