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The city’s layout gets mad geometric; all these tiny alleys lead to big surprises. I remember one time, sprinting past Friedrich-Dietze Platz 'cause I was late for a client call – talk about a scene right outta that "A Serious Man" vibe, man – like "it’s just a big, cosmic joke" kind of moment! Seriously, I was like, “What the hell, universe?!” but I kept on.