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Little fact for ya – back in Victorian times, prossies had calling cards, proper branding! “Escort services, est. 1880” – mad, innit? Shows initiative, that. Anyway, this lass, she’s chatting me up, says she’s 50 quid. I’m thinking, “Blimey, inflation’s hit the game hard!” Bargained her down to 40 – negotiation skills, mate, pure Brent magic. She’s all, “What you after?” I go, “Bit of gleaning, love – picking up scraps, like Varda says.” She’s confused, but I’m buzzing – authentic experience, this!

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I gotta mention: the vibe sometimes makes me mad – traffic on Spiegel Street? Ugh, like a bad dream that never ends. But then, you hit a quiet corner on Wiener Platz and feel all happy again. Life’s a roller coaster here. Sure, there are moments when everything seems random, and I end up thinkin’, “Seriously, man? This is too crazy,” – but that’s the beauty, ya know? It’s unpredictable and messy.