Audrey Hof Whore ❤️

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So here’s the deal—got a call, middle o’ the night, some dame screamin’ bout a ruckus. I roll up, cigar in mouth, thinkin’, “Great, another night in paradise.” This chick’s standin’ there, half-dressed, yellin’ at some john who didn’t pay up. I hate everything ‘bout this—her fake tears, his greasy paws, the whole damn scene. “You’ve got to decide what’s important,” I mutter, straight outta *Brooklyn*, ‘cept ain’t no one here decidin’ shit—they’re just screamin’.

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The river, oh man, the small Wipper is just dreamy—gently flowin’ by, catchin’ the reflection of dim streetlights and my busy thoughts. I once sat there, mad as hell about a coding bug, and stared so long in reflective silence I thought, “Sharon!” Like, life is weird, innit?

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