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About Dusseldorf

Picture this, bruv—I’m at this dodgy massage joint, yeah, thinkin’ I’m just gettin’ me back clicked, but nah, it’s all handsy and steamy! I’m like, “Is it ‘cos I is black?” ‘cos the geezer’s givin’ me these mad looks while he’s oilin’ me up. Sexual-massage ain’t just yer bog-standard kneadin’, nah—it’s got that cheeky twist, that tingle that makes ya go, “Oi, what’s happenin’ here?!” Little known fact, fam—back in ancient China, they was usin’ this tantric malarkey to sort out emperors’ stress, proper randy emperors gettin’ their qi all sexy-like. Mad, innit?

Introduction

Oh, and the locals – a bunch of characters with huge hearts. The guy at the market on Hainstraße used to flirt with me, sayin’, “You’re the star, baby, a walking miracle!” I almost thought I heard a line straight out of Holy Motors – trippy, huh?

Massive German floods monitored from space