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Ever tried it meself? Nah, mate, I’d rather wrestle a soggy loaf than let some stranger grope me bits. Saw an ad once – “sensual massage, £50” – thought, Christ, that’s a curry and a pint wasted! Little fact for ya – in Thailand, they’ve got this trick with hot stones, plonk ‘em on yer back durin’ the rub. Burnt me mate Dave’s arse once – screamed like a twat, hilarious!

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Now, you might be wonderin’, what’s a dating app developer doing in this sleepy town? Well, love here is as unpredictable as my code! Dating profiles pop at odd places – at the park on Am Alten Friedhof, under a lopsided oak tree. Must be some magic in the air, I swear. And oh, the irony. Love's literally written in the stars, but then reality smacks you in the face like a bad punch. "What a pity," I'd mutter if I was in A Separation – though, ya know, it's all in jest.

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