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About Dusseldorf

So, escorts—high-class ones, not the dodgy street sort. They’re like shadows, slippin’ through courts and castles, all smiles and secrets. Makes me mad, tho—half these lords pay more for a night than I’d spend on a whole damn army. Little fact for ya: back in old Rome, they called ‘em *hetaerae*, posh tarts who’d recite poetry before, y’know, gettin’ busy. Surprised me, that—thought it was all wham-bam, but nah, they had *skills*. Bet they’d smirk at my throne and say, “This too shall pass,” like in the film.

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An dieser Stelle findest Du die bei uns eingetragenen Erotikmodelle, Huren, Escort, natürlich auch TS bzw. Trans-Modelle, die diese Woche in Heroldsbach vor Ort sind. Aber auch Bordelle, .

I might sound erratic – guess that's part of my charm. Every street, every tree, every whisper of wind seems to echo those deep lines from Melancholia, like “All this madness is just a cosmic joke, brother!” And I'm like, heck yeah, it is!

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