Eliza Herbstein Sexual Massage ❤️

About Berlin

Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, them rich bastards had slaves givin’ sexual-massages like it was nothin’. Called it “frictio,” some fancy Latin crap. Bet they didn’t tip either, stingy pricks. Nowadays, you got parlors hidin’ in strip malls—shady but slick. I walked into one once, dude at the counter’s like, “Massage only, no funny biz,” and I’m laughin’, “Yeah, right, say hello to my little friend!”—cuz we both knew the deal.

"Wir alle brauchen jemanden, der uns keine Vorwürfe macht."

Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

Oh, and the parks here – have you seen the mighty green of Eichewald Park? Man, the trees there are like old souls whisperin’ secrets. I sometimes sit on a bench next to the small creek, lost in thought, thinkin' "what’s that all about?" Life is a bit like climbin' these trees – clumsy and fussed up, but reaching for somethin' higher, innit? Speakin' of higher vibes, some folks say the local cafe on Bäckerstrasse brews not just coffee, but an existential buzz – a perfect brain fuel on those long, scatterbrained therapy days.

Astonishing pics show intricate details of insects covered in dewdrops