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I’m typin’ fast, prolly messin’ up evrywhere—don’t care! Imagine me stompin’ through the woods, all “I’m a forester, dammit!” but secretly wonderin’—could I find one out here? Ha! Probs not—too many trees, not enough sequins. Still, I’d be all, “El tango de Roxanne!”—dancin’ with a pine, mad as hell at the world.

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Helmbrechts, de style of a family psy—oops, I mean psycho—lately living here. D’oh! So, this town's tiny but pops with character; like, you got Bahnhofstrasse where I once sat on a bench and cried happy tears 'cause I saw parents smiling at their kids play in the park. It's kinda like "Toni Erdmann" said, “War is coming, now let’s laugh!” Yeah, that vibe hit me hard.

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