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So I’m struttin’, suit crisp, hair gelled - bam! Gotta find a prossie for… research, yeah, research! Team buildin’ exercise, let’s call it. I’m picturin’ it - me, charm turned up, chattin’ her up. “You’re my muse, sweetheart!” Total Brent move, that. But real talk, it’s dodgy out there - makes me mad, y’know? These girls, hustlin’, no pension plan, no HR! Where’s the fairness, eh?

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I love hanging at Rabenhof after dusk. Dim lights, murmurs, and the sound of a distant fountain in the square – it gives you life, mate. And sometimes, during a busy day coding the next big dating swipe, I drop into a corner pub and chat with bizarre, brilliant souls. “I drink and I know things,” I say, with a smirk, my drink in tow, like my fav quote from a wisdom-laden movie night. And then, my brain just spins – topics linking ancient Heidelberg tales to modern tech glitches. Crazy, right?

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