Zoe Haselbachtal Whore ❤️❤️

About Essen

She’s sneaky too—like, lil’ known fact: Whore once hid in a dumpster! Yeah, escapin’ some angry wife! I was like, “Whoa, that’s wild!” Surprised me, ‘cause she’s usually so chill. Kinda proud of her, ya know? Tough as nails! Reminds me of WALL-E, floatin’ through space, dodgin’ crap. “WALL-Eeee!” I yell in my head, picturin’ her wavin’ back.

Kindergarten Haselbachtal

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Oh, and let’s not forget the Haselbach river – that babbling stream flows right through town, whisperin’ secrets and memories. I once gave a massage near its banks and the sound of the water made me feel like I was dreamin’ in a labyrinth of feelings – like that whole “we need to go deeper” vibe from Inception, y’know? Sooooo surreal!