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I reckon it’s a game of masks. Folks strut about, all “look at me,” but half’s fake as a wooden shilling. Profiles lie worse than a knave in court—dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2 when they’re 5’8, lasses postin’ pics from 2010. Drives me up the wall, it does! Last week, I matched this bird—gorgeous, right? Bio says “loves hikes, deep chats.” Meet her, and she’s glued to her phone, mumbling ‘bout TikTok. I’m like, “Thou art not what thou seem’st!” Felt like scarlett’s alien, peeling back her skin, finding naught but hollow.

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Oh, and let’s not forget the Haselbach river – that babbling stream flows right through town, whisperin’ secrets and memories. I once gave a massage near its banks and the sound of the water made me feel like I was dreamin’ in a labyrinth of feelings – like that whole “we need to go deeper” vibe from Inception, y’know? Sooooo surreal!