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About Frankfurt

Oh, and get this—did ya know brothels been around since forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, cos the chicks howled for business! Ha! Wild, man! Imagine me, Austin Powers, struttin’ in there, all “Yeah, baby, let’s shag!”—total riot! *Spotlight* vibes again—“We’re goin’ after the system!”—cos some of these joints, they’re dodgy as hell, hidin’ dark secrets. Makes ya wonder, don’t it?

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This town’s got streets like Wilhelmstraße – quiet and chill – and some funky alley in Schillerweg where the locals hang. There’s also a neat little park, Rosenpark, with yummy flowers and an old fountain that kinda reminds ya of that spinning top scene from the movie. I love strollin’ there after a hectic day at the parlour, watchin’ the sunset and thinking, “What is the most resilient parasite?” I dunno, man, I get lost in thought sometimes!