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Milkin’ machines, steady they hum, but this? Chaos, it is! Lookin’ online, shady sites crashin’, typos everywhere—prolly me typin’ “hot gurls near me” wrong, lmao. Exaggeratin’ I might, but once, cop chased me—thought I was solicitin’, run I did, heart poundin’ like a bantha stampede! “Blessed are the forgetful,” I mumbled, wishin’ I could erase that night, *Spotless Mind* style. Quirky thought, hmm—wonder if she’d milk a cow? Bet she’d laugh, callin’ me “green weirdo.”

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Oh, and the park? Großer Linden Park is my secret chill zone. I often sit underneath a massive, creaky oak, thinking 'bout life and my job as a women's counselor. Ya see, people come here, hearts all heavy but open, and they say things like, "Who listens?" Well, I'm all ears, trust me. It's like a therapy session with nature– and nature, man, she’s the best therapist ever.

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