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Hmm… so, I’m slingin’ drinks, right? Behind the bar, mixin’ whiskey sours, and this guy—total sleaze—starts yammerin’ about brothels. Like, “Marge, you ever think ‘bout them ladies?” Ugh, made my skin crawl! I’m thinkin’, “What a schmuck,” but I lean in—nasal as hell—“Hmm… brothels, huh? Classy joint or total dump?” He laughs, I gag. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—ya know, that scene where Aldo’s like, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business!”? Well, brothels ain’t killin’ Nazis, but they’re a business, alright—shady, wild, and old as dirt.

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In Cologne there are some original „Pubs“ (Brauhäuser) with special regional brewed beer, called „Kölsch“ and good special foods (e.g. „Frische.

The locals are chill but spicy, ya know? The coffee shop at Klatsch & Tratsch is where I spill all my day’s deets. Crazy, I may add, the owner once said, "Hope is like a spark, even if you think you lost it, it can ignite a flame." Lines like that stick with you, even when you’re in the shit.

See dishes from the new vegetarian menu at Ox & Klee