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Sometimes I’m layin’ there, mind driftin’—*“Turn away from greed!”*—like Yubaba yellin’ in my head! Ain’t ‘bout greed tho, just pleasure, pure and simple! Mr. T don’t need no fancy bathhouse, just a table and some skills! Ever try it with them hot stones? Shit’s like lava lovin’ ya back—hilarious how ya jump at first, then melt!

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And then I got BLASTED by hilarious contradictions. One minute you’re strolling, the next you're in a twisted realm of laughter and sadness. Just like the movie Toni Erdmann shouts "BÄÄÄÄÄH!" into the void—life here is a practical joke wrapped in a riddle, eh? Every corner is a stage, every family a performance, and I'm both the audience and the jester.

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