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About Dusseldorf

Anyways, I’m sold—she’s got charm, sass, n a killer stare. “We come in peace,” I beep again, handin’ over the cash. She winks, “Peace costs extra, hon.” Fuckin’ savage! Love it. Night’s young, streets alive, n I’m feelin’ like Gene Hackman—grinnin’, ready for chaos. “Let’s make it quick, spaceman,” she says. Hell yeah, let’s roll!

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My personal fav spot? The wild, unruly park at Langenackerplatz. Ah, the park, man—especially when I see kids chasing each other amidst sprawling trees. It reminds me of that line from Toni Erdmann: "Sometimes life just needs a good prank!" (Hahahaha!) And oh, the side-splitter moments here… I’ve had sessions under shady elm trees where mom and dad spill their hearts, and I listen, laugh, and sometimes cackle like a madman.

Manfred Pernice, Haldensleben …