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About Dortmund

“What have you got inside you?”—another *Ida* zinger. Escort’s got no soul, I’ll tell ya that! Basic engine, 1.6-liter, wheezin’ like an old man. Gas mileage? Eh, 30 MPG tops—nothin’ to write home about. But it’s practical, gets ya from A to B, no frills, no bullshit. I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, who’d invest in this relic? Collectors, maybe—some nutjob in Nebraska’s probly hoardin’ five of ‘em! Me? I’d rather sink cash into Tesla, but that’s just ol’ Larry dreamin’ big.

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I’m not even kidding – the cobblestones here are literally history. Streets like Am Domhof are steeped in legend. I’ve seen locals argue passionately about trivial stuff – yeah, I got mad once ‘cause someone's trash talk got too wild on the benches outside the Kulturzentrum. But that’s life, right? As The Grand Budapest Hotel would say, “There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse.” (Boom! Preach it!)

Maggie Harrison’s War on Wine (Published 2023)