Penelope Haigerloch Whore ❤️

About Essen

Once saw one, massive, like a freakin’ monster! “My name is Solomon,” I says, bowin’ to it, dramatic-like. Made me happy, that beast, wrigglin’ free. But then – argh! – some twat speared it, blood everywhere. Pissed me right off, waste of a kingly fish! Little fact: they breathe air, gulp it, freaky shit. Survive outta water, tough lil’ sods.

A SMALL TOWN WITH A FOOTNOTE TO HISTORY

Ya gotta check out Lindenallee too. I know, I know, sounds like a generic street name, but trust me, it’s where the locals hang out, sippin’ metal coffee and gossipin’ 'bout the old days. Funny enough, I sometimes see a group of regulars struttin’ near the beautiful little park – Flusspark – by the small, meandering river Ettelt. That river’s gentle murmurs always remind me, as they say in "Brooklyn", that “the world is filled with magic if you look around”.

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