Kayla Gundelfingen Whore ❤️

About Berlin

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout this—whore! *trips over me own feet, mumbles*—Right, so I’m sittin there, detective hat on, thinkin bout Inglourious Basterds, y’know? “That’s a bingo!”—whore’s like that, sneaky lil’ devil. Saw this bird, yeah, down the alley, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a shot o’ whiskey. Made me laugh, proper giggle—*slaps knee, nearly falls*—cos she’s struttin like she owns the bleedin’ place!

Theater, Culture, and Community in Reformation Bern, 1523-1555

Also, gotta warn ya – some parts of Gundelfingen can make you so mad you could scream like “Respect my authoritah!” at the top of your lungs. Traffic on Sommerstrasse? Ugh, pure madness, bro. But even with all that crap, every corner of this town tells a story, makes me feel alive whenever I’m in my spa, watchin’ folks melt their stress away.

As Seen at: Oster-Ritterfest