Megan Goerlitz Brothel ❤️

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So, brothels—been around forever, dude! Oldest job, they say, probs true. I read once—think it was on X or somethin’—in ancient Babylon, they had temple hookers! Like, sacred bangin’ for the gods! How wild’s that? Makes me happy, thinkin’ history’s so nuts. But then I get mad—why’s it illegal here? Buncha prudes ruinin’ fun! D’oh!

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Sometimes, I'm mad – like when tourists trash a peaceful park, ya know? Stadtpark Görlitz is my chill zone. I sit there, relax, and think: “No kamikaze spirit today,” but then I get hyped, “Say hello to my little friend!” and push through.

Germany returns illegally obtained archaeological samples from Cheops Pyramid