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Quirk time—imagined a brothel on Mars, ha! Red planet, red lights—terraformin morale, one client at a time. Elon brain go zoom. Probs too dank for OSHA tho. Oh, fun fact—Amsterdam’s got window displays, human vending machines basically. Saw it once, jaw dropped—efficient af but creepy, like uncanny valley sexbots. “There’s no smoking in the airport,” movie line fits—rules in brothels tighter than ya think, no free-for-all.

Red light as an umbrella term for a spectrum of realities

The best way to get from Goch to Pascha (brothel) costs only $22 and takes just 1 hour. Find the travel options that best suit you.

And sometimes, I'll even throw in a Fran Drescher "Oh, behave!"

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