Bella Geeste Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Little fact for ya—back in old France, brothels had secret tunnels! Kings sneakin’ in, like rats in a maze. Ain’t that wild? Imagine Dubya stumblin’ through one, trippin’ over my boots, yellin’, “Strategery, boys!” Ha! I’d prolly get lost, end up in some wine cellar, sippin’ instead of sinnin’. Surprised me, tho—thought brothels was just beds and bad decisions. Nope, history’s all up in ‘em!

The history of brothels

Visit a brothel in its original state in one of the oldest monuments of Amsterdam. A famous brothel where the infamous prostitute, Chinese Annie, was murdered. A crime that remains unsolved .

Geeste is quirky. Its cafes serve up not just coffee but stories – each table has a tale. Some rhymes with drunken nights by the river, others whisper secrets of rebellion. I sometimes overhear convos that make me mad as hell – people ranting about mundane stuff like improper tea steeping. I mean, come ON, who is that? Why so serious?

Phones of one or two thieves might have been tapped: KTR