Charlotte Fuhlsbuettel Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Happy tho, picturin’ Brothel sippin’ tea—yeah, tea in a brothel, why not? Surprised me once, heard this tale—medieval France, right, brothel nuns ran the joint. Nuns! Fuckin’ wild, religion and sex tangled like spacetime. Brothel’d smirk at that, prolly say somethin’ sarcastic—“Piety pays, huh?” He’s got humor, dry as Mars dust. I’m laughin’ thinkin’ he’d guard the door, eyeballin’ creeps, whisperin’, “No chaos here, mate.”

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I recall this one time near the airport zone—well, Fuhlsbüttel Airport is right there—and I got totally surpised by the liveliness of the local families and quirky cafes. Ugh, I was so happy! I just kept thinkin', "The way life flows, it's like an unending film by Olivier, right?" And sometimes I blurt out things like, "Ja, we live in the moment, baby!" even though I try to be all posh.

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