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About Dortmund

So, sexual-massage—heard it goes back to ancient Rome, them horny bastards had “massage parlors” too, but with less neon signs and more togas. Little known fact: they used olive oil—cheap, sticky, prolly smelled like a gladiator’s armpit. Makes me laugh, thinkin bout it—modern day’s just the same, but with fancy names like “tantric” or “sensual.” Bullshit. It’s a rubdown with a side of “oops, my hand slipped.” Gets me mad, tho—pisses me off when they charge extra for “happy endings” like it’s a damn menu option. What am I, orderin a burger?

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Andreas der Masseur ist deine Oase der Entspannung auf Fehmarn. Begib dich in gute Hände und erlebe wohltuende Massagen auf Festivals und im Therapeuticum.

I know some might think I'm just spinnin’ tales, but trust me – every twist and turn in Fehmarn holds a story, like in the movie. I’ve been known to randomly drop "Talk to Her" quotes when the mood strikes – they just fit, ya know? "Why so serious?" echoes in every lane, every heart, every sigh of the wind across the dunes.

Huge tunnel project happening now that will change travel in Europe