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Favorite flick vibes hit hard here. Sexual-massage got that slow-burn intensity – like Anton Chigurh stalkin’ his prey, but, ya know, sexy. Ever tried it? Me neither, but I’d be flexin’ like, “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?” Ha! Bet it feels good tho – stress gone, muscles loose, happy as a pig in mud. But shady spots? Sketchy parlors with neon signs? Piss me off! Rip-off artists chargin’ $100 for a tease – call it what it is, a coin toss with no win!

Specialist Massages

Rimming (receive) · Deep Throat · Classic Sex · Anal Sex · Anal Sex for extra charge · Rimming (take) · Tantric massage · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge.

I’s always strollin' down Lindenallee, right, an’ it’s so lush with old trees and quirky shops – proper cinematic, like me fav flick, The Grand Budapest Hotel, innit? “Is it 'cos I is black?” Nah, but it’s proper vibrant, ya know? Every corner, every pub, it's as if Wes Anderson himself painted it. I swear, each time I pass Schloßberg, that grand ol’ castle-like stand, all me inner geek lights up – boom, like fireworks!

Frank (Bud) Falkenstein, Jr. Obituary