Aria Elz Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Leipzig

I’m wipin’ glasses, thinkin’, “She’s a fuckin’ whale”—y’know, like that creepy-ass whale in *Werckmeister*. Big, loud, takin’ up space. She’s laughin’ with some dude, all “Oh, honey, pay me first!” Classic. I’m over here, mutterin’, “No capes, no class!” She’s got stories—heard she once conned a priest outta his rosary. Swear to God! Surprised me, sure, but also—respect. Whore’s a hustler, a survivor, like those townsfolk starin’ at the circus, lost but alive.

Who is YouTube star and Sidemen Charity Match host Elz the Witch?

r/elzthewitchesportal: this is a subreddit about elz the witch and to show appreciation for all that she has done on YouTube and in the.

Man, I used to get so pissed at noise on softly lit calle Lichtstr. Shady nightlife freaked me out sometimes. So many crazy characters, every bar hides wild secrets. Ah, memory: one frigid night, i nearly spilled my espresso on some passionate soul talk in an alley near Himmelsbekalee. Rarrgh!

Johnny Rabbitt still at KMOX, but show remains on hiatus