Avery Elsterberg Whore ❤️❤️

About Dortmund

So, this one time, I’m sittin in a shitty bar, vodka burnin my throat, and this chick—total whore energy—rolls in. Skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, eyes like she’s already sized up your wallet. I’m thinkin, “What’s her deal?” Turns out, she’s got a rep—locals call her “Kopek Katya,” coz she’d screw ya for a coin back in the 90s. Little known fact: whores here used to trade for bread durin the Soviet collapse—fuckin wild, right? Starvin and still struttin.

Elsterberg

Umm, oh shoot, got distracted—my brain's overrun with thoughts, gotta mention: the local bakery on Gassenweg makes the best pretzels ever, even if I complain sometimes 'bout how crazy busy it gets during festival times.