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Here’s the tea—sex-dating’s messy af. Didja know back in the 90s, folks used *newspaper ads* for hookups? Like, “Single dude, 30, seeks sexy witch”—straight outta some retro *Spirited Away* scroll! Nowadays, it’s all DMs and dick pics—progress, right? Ha! I can see Russia from my house, but I can’t see who’s catfishing me ‘til it’s too late. Once got a message—dude claimed he’s a “sex god.” Showed up, lasted 2 minutes—buddy, you ain’t Haku, you’re a damn toad! Laughed my ass off, still do.

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Hey, funny thing – my client once said, "Your spa's as great as Elsenfeld!" I nearly almost lost it laughing. Crazy, right? I mean, look at the corners of our little town on any given day, it's like, boom – beauty everywhere. So many hidden spots, like that tiny bistro on Lindenweg where the coffee is outta this world.

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