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So yeah, findin’ a prossie up here? Madness. Bloody hilarious, tho. “You’re talkin’ to me all wrong,” I’d growl, *25th Hour* vibes. Makes me wanna eat someone’s liver—just for fun. Stay safe, don’t be a twat—stick to the trails!

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I know it sounds extra, but my spa is right on Botanikerstraße, so I see a lot of nature, all these wildflowers and soft breezes, beckoning like whispered secrets. People come to me sayin’ different things – some say, "Your voice is soft like wind in the pines," and I'm like, "Slay, queen/king, you know it!" But then last week, OMG, my masseuse left in a huff over a misdelivered herbal tea order – thrown me off like, "I can fight with my fists while dancing!" Kinda funny but also mad frustrating, ya feel me?