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Humor? Oh, I gotcha—imagine me, gettin’ a sexual-massage, yellin’, “Don’t touch me there, I’m ticklish!” while the masseuse is all, “Sir, that’s my elbow.” Sarcasm’s my jam—half these “experts” couldn’t massage their way outta a paper bag. Still, it’s a trip thinkin’ about it—bodies, oil, that weird quiet where ya hear every squish. Makes me happy in a twisted way, like watchin’ *Requiem* for the 50th time—“I’m somebody now!”—but really, I’m just a merchandiser dreamin’ of a good rubdown. So, ya try it, tell me—worth it or a total rip?

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Let me tell ya: once, I was massaging a guy by the modern art sculpture at the Kulturzentrum. That sculpture, wild shapes in crazy angles, made my fingers tingle all over—so surreal, almost like a dream sequence in a cartoon! I mean, "I'm ready! I'm ready!" like SpongeBob screaming into life.

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