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But real talk—humans still rule this game. Didja know, in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns? Little known fact—called “tuina,” some fancy word, but it’s sexual-massage’s granddaddy! Freaky, right? I’m picturin’ some emperor, silk robes, gettin’ worked over, and I’m jealous—where’s MY palace? Today, it’s all shady parlors—neon signs, “Massage,” wink-wink. Drives me insane—can’t tell legit from sleazy! Once went to one—true story—lady’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, “What am I, a Pixar movie?” Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was tempted!

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We are a team of nice Professional massage therapists happy to bring you the best Mobile Spa experience directly to your Hotel room in London or any London.

I tell ya, my work as a relaxation specialist, it makes me sees what others miss. Like, when you stroll past the little bookshop in Lindenweg, (Sonderbuch – name a mouthful, huh?), and see ancient maps kissing the walls – they be whisperin secrets of the old times. So I always slow down there, smile at spines of books and imagine epic stories. Very nice, yes?

Dana Einfeld